Friday, 30 May 2014

A Million Ways to Die in the West (REVIEW - Kinda...)



Absolutely brilliant film. Go see it. Don’t watch the trailer!

Seriously, anything I could say about it would spoil your viewing experience! Don’t watch any clips or ask anyone what happens. Safe to say, there are a lot of hilarious ways to die in the West.

Comedy + Western is not often a formula for success. Seth MacFarlane has changed that. And do I even need to mention how awesome the cast is? Charlize Theron, Neil Patrick Harris, Amanda Seyfried. Does Liam Neeson even know he’s in this movie?!

A must see for fans of a good fucking laugh. 

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

Need for Speed (REVIEW)


Aaron Paul (yes, Jesse Pinkman) was on top form as usual in this edge of your seat, action packed, thrill of a movie. It was cheesy and predictable – but it was awesome. The cars were magnificent (Oh my God those Koenigseggs!) and the stunts were ridiculous. Aaron Paul boldly claimed on Top Gear that there was no CGI in this movie – if he’s telling us the truth then it’s even more amazing than I thought.

The plot of the movie is touching and you really do find yourself caring and hoping that justice will prevail. More than anything, it’s just so good to watch – especially if you’re a bit of a petrol head like myself. It does hurt occasionally, but just bear in mind they aren’t real $2 million cars they’re destroying!

Paul’s character, Tobey Marshall, is a small town mechanic who drives in illegal street races. His childhood enemy and nemesis somehow got out of their small town and made it big as a racing driver. When he comes back to town he has a proposition for Tobey (involving a very special Ford Mustang) that he cannot refuse and the course of his life changes from there. He meets a lovely, crazy girl named Julia (played skilfully and beautifully by London’s very own Imogen Poots) who accompanies him on a journey across the USA to achieve one of his biggest dreams.

With lots of action, crashes and police chases there is never a dull moment. The only thing that could improve this movie would be to make it a little less clean cut. The 12A certificate is like a burden hanging around its neck holding it down and preventing it from becoming what could have been actually quite a dark piece of cinema.

All in all, Need for Speed is never going to win Aaron Paul an Oscar, but it’s damn good entertainment. 

Friday, 28 February 2014

The Wolf of Wall Street (REVIEW)


A shocking spectacle from start to finish, Scorsese’s gripping biopic is pretty much perfect. There is a brilliant blend of hilarious and ‘oh shit’ moments. The fact that it’s a true story makes it all the more interesting. You'll find yourself in awe of the crazy world in which Jordan Belfort lived.

A young and innocent Leonardo DiCaprio starts his first job on Wall Street, mentored by the quirky but wise Matthew McConaughey. After a few small setbacks he begins his journey to the top, recruiting an odd assortment of friends and starting his own business.

Success seems to come easy and with it comes perks. The fabulous antics of Belfort and company make for exciting viewing. With enough sex and drugs to film a Mötley Crüe video (three full hours worth in fact) there's certainly never a dull moment. 

DiCaprio’s performance in this film is without a doubt a sight to be beheld. He gives this highly flawed character a subtle good side that some people question exists. His acting is so authentic and pained at times, giving Belfort the many dimensions he deserves.  

Similarly, Jonah Hill’s supporting role is so vitally important to the success of this film, complimenting DiCaprio perfectly. His character plays a pivotal part in Belfort’s story; you just know that half of the crazy shit wouldn't have gone down without his influence. It’s the first semi serious role I’ve seen Hill in and he plays it remarkably. His acting has matured to such a level that he is Oscar nominated for his performance.

The Wolf of Wall Street is a rare film that captures the attention of a variety of individuals. It’s hip and trendy enough with its huge stars and provocative trailer to lure in the young audience, yet it’s based on an incredibly newsworthy biographical story. Well it certainly does justice to the subject matter. It gives us a behind the scenes look at life on Wall Street and ensures we’ll never look at stock brokers without a jealous glint in our eyes again. 

12 Years a Slave (REVIEW)


Never have I been so glad to have witnessed something so brutal and horrifying. There is something so terribly uncomfortable about this movie; it’s the discomfort that comes with guilt. Knowing that you can never truly imagine the horror and pain that human beings were subjected to by other humans. Even now that guilt does not pass. Even for those with no connection at all to the atrocities; the simple fact of knowing they occurred serves to make our skin crawl.

Solomon Northup is a free black man living in New York with his wife and children. When his wife goes away for a few weeks, he is tempted to make some money by playing violin for a travelling circus. He goes to Washington D.C. with the men offering him the job, and from there is abducted, shackled and kept in a dark room with other abductees. Their captors ship them south to Georgia in the most degrading way possible, and from there Solomon is sold and passed from owner to owner. He’s given a new name and told to forget all that he knows.

Raw emotion, sympathy and sorrow are all brought to the forefront by this masterpiece. Solomon never gives up hope, despite making concessions in order to survive, with the goal of one day living again.

In terms of performance, you cannot fault Chiwetel Ejiofor. He portrays a broken, humiliated and defenceless man. Yet he gives off a sense of strength and integrity that no other character possesses. With amazing realism he shows emotion and pain. Michael Fassbender is a true talent. He is so believable that you feel pure hatred for him, but also pity, for you see the reality of his character and that he is a product of circumstance just like all of the others. Benedict Cumberbatch is a shining hope, his character being fair and just. The only thing lacking was his accent. Similarly, Brad Pitt’s Southern drawl was atrocious, but this is conveniently explained by his character originating from Canada.


Every detail of the movie serves a purpose, there is no frivolity. It’s pure, simple and straight up shocking. Such a tragic tale to be told, and so magnificently done. 

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Musings on Language Evolution



I'm currently working hard (read: procrastinating) trying to write my undergraduate dissertation. I'm writing on the fascinating subject of language origins and evolution. I'm not sure why i love it because science has never really been my thing, and it is undeniably science, but i do. My focus is on Derek Bickerton's theory of protolanguage. He hypothesises a synthetic, compositional model of protolanguage which lacks syntax and involves single units of meaning being strung together to make small phrases. Some other theories of protolanguage involve holistic utterances, or small units that contain the whole meaning of a sentence. I personally find it impossible to consider that language evolved without some intermediate 'protolinguistic' stage. Yet that is exactly what Chomsky would have us believe... But don't even get me started on that. I'm currently at the stage in my dissertation of looking at all of the evidence available to us for language evolution. There is (as one might expect from something that doesn't fossilise) very little. Just a lot of just-so stories with evidence that does back them up, but also doesn't quite definitively prove anything. So overall, it's very very interesting! I hope to do more work on the subject in future, because it is such a young field, and there is so much more to be found out or discovered. 


One thing i'm wondering though, has anyone bothered trying to teach closed class, grammatical items to a bonobo yet? Because until then we can't rule out that they could learn full language. If nobody else fancies it, maybe i'll do a PhD and give it a shot! 


Kanzi the bonobo with Dr Sue Savage-Rumbaugh


As a side note, if anyone is interested, Northumbria University are hosting the 10th Symposium on the History of English Syntax  on the 21st and 22nd April. I know one of the organisers is Dr William van der Wurff of Newcastle University, so it promises to be a fascinating and enlightening event! 


Thursday, 30 June 2011

The Rise of A Thousand Lies (INTERVIEW)

The Rise of A Thousand Lies


Newcastle metal band A Thousand Lies talk past, present and future.




It was with trepidation that I drove to Sunderland to join A Thousand Lies at their band practice. Not because of the band, but because of the location and my awful sense of direction. Chris Nesbitt met me outside and led me and my photographer through a maze of corridors in quite an intimidating building. “It smells in there, I hope you don’t mind” he warned us. It turned out he wasn’t joking.

The room was so dark that it took a while for my eyes to adjust, and so humid and moist that my shirt was damp when I left. In such a small room I felt conscious of being entirely in the way. Beer cans littered the amps and cables snaked all over the hideous carpet. I couldn’t help but think that I wouldn’t feel too safe in the event of a fire. The band seem used to all this though.

A Thousand Lies is made up of five guys with a shared passion for the music. Drummer Dave McQuillan, guitarist Steve Barclay and bassist Stephen Bagnall are all from Sunderland, whilst guitarist Andrew Bright and singer Chris Nesbitt call Newcastle home, but living on different sides of the Tyne doesn’t seem to affect them any. There have been a few changes over the years before A Thousand Lies became the band they are today. Stephen Bagnall says “It was originally me, Brighty and Dave, with Dave on guitar and singing, Brighty on guitar and me on bass, when we were about 13, so [the band started] about 12 years ago now, just doing Metallica covers and what not.”

“Just learning how to play” adds Andrew Bright, “the four of us went to school [together], just not Chris”. Steve Barclay joined the band when he was about 16 years old, and started playing guitar for them, at which point Dave moved to drums, but they were still just playing covers. “Then they started playing fucking cock rock, and I went in to death metal, and eventually we all came back as A Thousand Lies but I was off for a bit, and they had two other piece of shit drummers before me!” Dave McQuillan says, causing everyone to laugh for a while.

“We were always trying to find a singer though, even when Dave was in the band doing it, it was just kinda, he sang because nobody else was there to sing. We found a singer! Eventually! ” Barclay laughs. It was only when they found Chris Nesbitt that their old band disbanded and A Thousand Lies was officially born. Although there is some confusion over the timing of all these events, “That was 2006” asserts Bright, and is met by a chorus of “five”, “end of 2005, aye”. “Start of 2006 one might say...” he insists and everyone laughs. “The 13th month of 2005” is the final agreement! “We’ve all had a bash at doing bass, drums, guitar, but we’re kinda settled now on what we like.” Bright reflects.

One of Chris Nesbitt’s first acts within the band was to come up with the lyrics to their very old song ‘Should Not Be’. One of the first songs that they did as a band, Bright comments that it’s a song they never play anymore.

A Thousand Lies have an individual sound, and despite being influenced by other bands they don’t compromise themselves by sounding too much like anyone else. Every song has a similar theme, but every song is different, and Bright feels that they’re becoming “heavier and more melodic”. With regards to the writing process, Bagnall comments that “it’s a lot more united now”. He draws reference to their old days as Stronger than Death, “We used to have songs that were written by [Steve], songs that were written by Brighty, and they were just so different! There’d be a thrash one, a groove one, an epic one and then a kinda other one...” Song writing is now a joint effort and in my opinion it’s working for them, damned well. Apparently they can be highly critical of each others’ ideas though, “You cannot be in this band unless you can handle some fucking grief like!”


Having been gigging on the local music scene for some time, fans at their shows tend to know all the words to their most popular songs. So the band were quite anxious when they tried out some new material at a recent gig at Newcastle rock bar, Trillians. Lead singer, Chris Nesbitt (lounging across the room looking quite comfortable, “I’m not posing I just have bad posture!”) thinks they may have played too much, but as Bright says, with that sort of stuff it’s just trial and error. “Been working on nothing but new material at the moment, cabin fever is setting in!” Nesbitt jokes. “We’re not really gigging as much as we’d like” Bright adds. They currently have two new songs recorded for their forthcoming album, and they’re working on another six. The plan is to get them recorded by June, then gig as much as possible. One of the new songs they played at Trillians was a complete change of pace for the band, and a surprise for the audience of loyal fans. A ballad, called ‘Dies in Me’. “The rest of [the set] was pounding, then there was just this nice fucking melodic ballad thing in the middle of it!” McQuillan laughs. Barclay thinks that the audience weren’t sure how to take it, because it was a completely different style for them. However, from where I was standing in the audience, it seemed to go down very well.

The recent buzz on facebook surrounding A Thousand Lies has been talk of an upcoming DVD. And there’s the fact that I’ve had a camcorder shoved in my face by Bright at every one of their gigs I’ve been to recently. (He laughs as he finishes my sentence for me). It’s been in the making since December, and has taken until now to complete. Bright takes full credit for this one, putting his hands up and saying “that’s all my fault - Basically all the footage has come from last year. We went up to Shetland to do a thing called Vunk fest. That was really cool. There were loads of bands from Holland, England, Ireland, and Scotland. We did loads of big gigs last year. Full Throttle festival was really cool. It’s just us being stupid and pissed, and all you guys coming to the gigs and having a laugh. It’s all on video!” Barclay compares the DVD to the Pantera home videos. It’s a look at what goes on behind the scenes (which I can only imagine is hilarious debauchery), and Nesbitt sums it up as “30 minutes of stupidity really”. Well I for one can’t wait. It’s due out with a live CD in June before they take off to play Vunk fest again, so “stay tuned!”

Touring the country sounds like an intimidating feat for a relatively small band from the North East, but A Thousand Lies have done it and plan to do it again. At the end of June they will embark on the “road to Vunk tour”, hitting Manchester, Leeds, Newcastle, Edinburgh, Aberdeen then on to Shetland. They’re touring with a band called Semperfi from Aberdeen who they’ve played with a lot in the past. When on tour, Nesbitt finds that the crowd “don’t know [the songs] but they love the shows”, and apparently the Scotland crowd are awesome. They’re “nuts” and they “love buying merchandise”, sounds like what every band needs. One of the factors that comes into it is that in some areas of Scotland there’s not much going on, whereas in Newcastle there’s a few bands playing everyday. “We had one gig up in Elgin, Scotland, it was us and Ten Tonne Dozer from Shetland, and we had a local band on first. It was like 5 quid a ticket, and it was packed, and the crowd were like “oh yeah, we heard there were a band on so we just come down [sic]”, it just never happens here”, Barclay explains, “it was rammed, they were swinging from the rafters of the building! We didn’t think there were that many people in Elgin!”

On the opposite end of the scale, they don’t have as fond a memory of gigs in London. “It’s hard going like, they’re a bunch of cunts” McQuillan says, only half joking. Bright thinks that “it’s not really a metal town, it’s a glam town”. One of the problems being that there’s just so much going on there. On the same night they played in Camden, there were seven other gigs going on just in that area. Vying for attention against that many other bands when you’re metal heads from the north must be difficult. “It’s all about making money down there”, Bagnall says, “They gave us a load of tickets and expected us to sell like 40 tickets down in London, when we knew about four people down there!” Despite these setbacks, they’ve played The Underworld, which is a renowned venue and fairly impressive in my opinion. Down south they’re often the heaviest band on the bill, but people still love them. They tell me that venues in London often say “yeah you can play, but it’s £500 for the room”, which Bright explains is a problem... “We’re just not the best looking guys to fill a place full of fucking people like” he laughs.

Back home, their favourite venue is Trillians, and that’s probably the consensus amongst most local bands. “The O2’s awesome, but it’s nothing compared to Trills”. They played with an American band called Tesla on the main stage of the Academy a couple of years ago, and absolutely loved it. However, they still consider Trillians to be the hub of the Newcastle rock scene. “When you get a group of people who really want to be there, and love music just for what it is, not about anything else, they’re the best gigs” says Bright.

When asked to pick a favourite song they all pause for a few seconds thought, then decide that there is no collective favourite song, however they do agree that a song they pretty much always play is ‘And So The Story Goes’. Another is ‘Become How We Were’, which is about “epic things”, or so I was led to believe. Apparently it’s actually about being hung-over. They woke up one morning lying next to an unopened kebab, a bottle of Southern Comfort and a bottle of cider, and wrote a song about it. “Chris’ lyrics make very mundane things sound cool! We spend ages on the lyrics, and they’re all about getting pissed”. McQuillan loves to play the outro to ‘Become How We Were’, describing it as “epic” and “awesome”. Nesbitt’s favourite song to perform is ‘Last of the Believers’ because “it’s a rip-roaring kick to the nads”. He adds, “it’s a good song you can look at people with and just fucking stare at them in the face and go “I will kill you!” Bright’s favourite song is ‘Gripping Ice’, because it’s “fast, groovy with lots of shred in it” and has elements of pretty much everything they do as a band. They then turn on me when I admit my favourite song is ‘the Hound’, “Interview time! Why do you like the Hound?” [laughs]. All I can tell them is that it got stuck in my head for weeks, and I never got sick of it. I can see why it’s so hard to agree when they have so many awesome tunes to choose from. There’s something special about each of them that could make it a potential favourite.

For such talented musicians (yes we were treated to a private performance!), there has to be a future. A Thousand Lies jokingly envision a future in which they’d still be in this very room working on these new songs. Bright says “In all seriousness, every band would answer that the same, we just want to be bigger than we are now. We want to be still doing this, still getting sweaty and writing songs, hopefully with bigger gigs, bigger stages”. Barclay would like to be able to afford to not have to work (“not Axl Rose loaded” [laughs]), so that they could just focus on the band. “When someone asks you what you do, to be able to go “I’m in a band”, how cool is that?” Bagnall adds. “Living the dream!” This seems like a humble ambition, and one that with all their talent, hard work and charisma, they are so deserving of achieving.

A Thousand Lies and Semperfi are playing at Trillians Rock Bar on Friday 1st July.



Monday, 30 May 2011

Lady Gaga - Born This Way (REVIEW)

Lady Gaga – Born This Way
4.5/5



In true Lady Gaga fashion this album is way out there. On first listen, you can't be blamed for thinking “WTF?”. But on second listen, it suddenly dawns on you, “Yeah. This is awesome”. Unlike her last offering, The Fame Monster, there is no skimping on quantity for quality. Born This Way  is packed full of both. It consists of 14 new songs that are incredibly addictive, definitely no filler material in sight. There are more than a few religious references in this album, forming a semantic field running beneath the songs and tying them together conceptually - either she's returning to her Catholic roots or trying to piss some people off!

The first single from the album, also called Born This Way, is an anthem for all Gaga's ridiculously loyal fans. It's so unbelievably catchy that after one listen I knew most of the words, which happen to send an inspiring message: to love who you are and never try to change. Unsurprisingly, the fabulous pop song is the fastest-selling single in iTunes history, selling a staggering one million copies in just five days.

The second controversial single, Judas, is also a hit in my opinion. Once you get past how crazy it all sounds, you realise you can't stop singing it. And I'm fairly sure that Judas is a metaphor for some sleaze-bag guy that she keeps getting back with despite him betraying her constantly, not another name for Jesus, as some confused American Christians have decided. Regardless, it is one heck of a tune.

Other stand out tracks on the album include: Scheiße, which mixes German, English and irresistible dance beats; Hair, a heartfelt song in the style of an 80's rock power ballad, about hair (of course); Bloody Mary, which kind of scares me, in the best way possible; and The Edge of Glory, another perfect anthemic pop song.

But who am I kidding, there pretty much isn't a track that doesn't stand out. They are all different and brilliantly unique. The album takes influence from so many sources, cultures and eras. The first track Marry The Night  sounds like a 90's dance tune, and is surely just as timeless, whilst other songs are obviously influenced by 80's pop and rock. In songs like Hair, Lady Gaga really shows off what she can do with her voice, proving she's not just a one trick pony by sounding like a member of Heart. Despite the likenesses you can draw to other music, it all sounds so new and exciting.

As an artist, Lady Gaga drips with talent and likability. The respect she has for her fans, and the respect she gains in return is admirable. Lady Gaga is all about the in your face excellence. There's no room for quiet brilliance here. I honestly can't wait to hear what she does next. I thought that she would struggle to top amazingly successful hits like Bad Romance  and Paparazzi  but i clearly underestimated her. There is nothing this woman can't do.